April 15th, 2020

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Art by Gwendolyn McCarthy, Cattails class

What kind of shorts to clouds wear?
Thunderwear
                                 
                                 What type of tree fits in your hand?
                                                                       A palm tree

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you
                       
                           What runs but never goes out of breath?                                                                                                                                                  A river

How does the rain tie its shoes?
 With a rainbows


Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Lettuce.
Person 2: Lettuce who?
Person 1: Lettuce in, it's cold out here!


                           How many people can jump higher than a mountain?
                                                               None! Mountains can’t jump

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