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April 15th, 2020

4/10/2020

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Art by Gwendolyn McCarthy, Cattails class


What kind of shorts to clouds wear?
Thunderwear
                                 
                                 What type of tree fits in your hand?
                                                                       A palm tree

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you

                       
                           What runs but never goes out of breath?                                                                                                                                                  A river

How does the rain tie its shoes?
 With a rainbows


Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Lettuce.
Person 2: Lettuce who?
Person 1: Lettuce in, it's cold out here!



                           How many people can jump higher than a mountain?
                                                               None! Mountains can’t jump

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Telling Jokes

4/3/2020

 
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When you look really closely, all mirrors
look like eyeballs.

                                                     What room can no one enter?
                                                             A mushroom

        What kind of hair do oceans have?
                    Wavy

                What fish only swims at night?
                  A star fish

What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window

​JOKES to TELL with the SMALL PEOPLE in the HOUSE

3/27/2020

 
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What do trees drink? 
Root beer 

What is brown and sticky? 
A stick 

What did the hat say to the scarf? 
You hang around here, I'll go on a head. 

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they love their honeycomb.

What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk 

What did the tree say to the flower?
I'm rooting for you.

Why was deer, chipmunk and squirrel laughing so hard? 
Because owl was a hoot! 

Knock, knock
Who's there?

Butter
Butter who?
Butter not tell you, it's a secret

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