Art by Gwendolyn McCarthy, Cattails class What kind of shorts to clouds wear? Thunderwear What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you What runs but never goes out of breath? A river How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbows Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Lettuce. Person 2: Lettuce who? Person 1: Lettuce in, it's cold out here! How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None! Mountains can’t jump
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 When you look really closely, all mirrors
look like eyeballs. What room can no one enter? A mushroom What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy What fish only swims at night? A star fish What invention lets you look right through a wall? A window  What do trees drink?
Root beer What is brown and sticky? A stick What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around here, I'll go on a head. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they love their honeycomb. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk What did the tree say to the flower? I'm rooting for you. Why was deer, chipmunk and squirrel laughing so hard? Because owl was a hoot! Knock, knock Who's there? Butter Butter who? Butter not tell you, it's a secret |
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