April 15th, 2020
Art by Gwendolyn McCarthy, Cattails class
What kind of shorts to clouds wear?
What type of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you
What runs but never goes out of breath? A river
How does the rain tie its shoes?
With a rainbows
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Lettuce.
Person 2: Lettuce who?
Person 1: Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
How many people can jump higher than a mountain?
None! Mountains can’t jump
When you look really closely, all mirrors
look like eyeballs.
What room can no one enter?
What kind of hair do oceans have?
What fish only swims at night?
A star fish
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
What do trees drink?
What is brown and sticky?
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around here, I'll go on a head.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they love their honeycomb.
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the tree say to the flower?
I'm rooting for you.
Why was deer, chipmunk and squirrel laughing so hard?
Because owl was a hoot!
Butter not tell you, it's a secret
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