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Wild Roots Homefolk

​JOKES to TELL with the SMALL PEOPLE in the HOUSE

3/27/2020

 
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What do trees drink? 
Root beer 

What is brown and sticky? 
A stick 

What did the hat say to the scarf? 
You hang around here, I'll go on a head. 

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they love their honeycomb.

What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk 

What did the tree say to the flower?
I'm rooting for you.

Why was deer, chipmunk and squirrel laughing so hard? 
Because owl was a hoot! 

Knock, knock
Who's there?

Butter
Butter who?
Butter not tell you, it's a secret

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